Well, today I do not have fancy poetic alliterations and other poetic devices to let you know what I feel. Because today what I want to say is outright so that it reaches you, and you can't say, "It was too poetic that is why I couldn't understand!" So here it goes.
After having severe pains in my back, so much that I can't feel my legs right now, I feel like cutting them off, (no exaggeration), after puking multiple times because of this pain, all I get to hear from my mother and other people whom I shared my bad times with, is one phrase.
"It will pass. Girls are born to take pains. You are exaggerating."
Whereas on the other hand if a guy complains about a headache, he will get all the attention in the world coz, "Mard ko dard nahi hota." And if its happening its genuine pain!
Yes, I am pouring blood, bearing pains, I feel handicapped, because, yes, I am born to bear it, putting up a smile and saying, "Yeah! Its that time again when I get to feel like a woman!" I mean lets face it, isn't being a woman or a girl shittier enough? So it came to my mind, how really nice it would be if I were a boy, with every empathy to that of a woman! Yes, Beyonce inspired me for this!
If I were a boy, I would seriously stop blaming women for mood swings, because it is not PMS that screws us up, but it is the discomfort and unbearable pain that makes us cranky,and then of course stupid behavior of all men!
If I were a boy, I would actually understand that Yes, Pyaar ka Punchnama does show the truth, but their is a whole inverse world out their which the hysterical PMSing director hasn't shown you yet.
If I were a boy, I would actually make any one wait for ages and pretend to be cool. Whether its a 'Wassup' text from your best friend, a basic Hello from your boyfriend, or just anything else, lets say, waiting and searching for a washroom when you're on a road trip, and you need to pee so bad that you can generate Niagra falls then and there. Whereas guys can just easily stop a car and do their thing and say, "Babbar sher washroom nahi jaate!"
If I were a boy, I would dump every chick and stare down at someone's booty and then try to make that girl mine. Come on girls just love to get dumped and been clinging upon.
I would just hang around late at night, and never get questioned as to where I am going? When will I be back? I could just shower all my frustration on my lady, coz come on, she is born to bear anger and have patience in the best possible way, see what is wrong and remain numb.
I could just make lame cheesy jokes on every woman possible, and become a comedian. A successful one I should say! Coz come on we are the only people who nags, gossips, whine and get angry. Men do not have something called anger. They are the coolest people ever. (And that makes me say WTF!)
I would just stare at any girl's assets even if she is fully covered, coz come on, its cool and manly! And who cares whether the girl is uncomfortable?
I would just do anything and be cool! But still!
ITS OUR FAULT!
WE nag. WE complain. WE do dramas. WE irritate. WE are moody.
YES ITS OUR FAULT. But the fact, we can do without you. But you Men can't!!
*Not that I am a feminist, I love, laugh, and love settlement, but these are the facts.
After having severe pains in my back, so much that I can't feel my legs right now, I feel like cutting them off, (no exaggeration), after puking multiple times because of this pain, all I get to hear from my mother and other people whom I shared my bad times with, is one phrase.
"It will pass. Girls are born to take pains. You are exaggerating."
Whereas on the other hand if a guy complains about a headache, he will get all the attention in the world coz, "Mard ko dard nahi hota." And if its happening its genuine pain!
Yes, I am pouring blood, bearing pains, I feel handicapped, because, yes, I am born to bear it, putting up a smile and saying, "Yeah! Its that time again when I get to feel like a woman!" I mean lets face it, isn't being a woman or a girl shittier enough? So it came to my mind, how really nice it would be if I were a boy, with every empathy to that of a woman! Yes, Beyonce inspired me for this!
If I were a boy, I would seriously stop blaming women for mood swings, because it is not PMS that screws us up, but it is the discomfort and unbearable pain that makes us cranky,and then of course stupid behavior of all men!
If I were a boy, I would actually understand that Yes, Pyaar ka Punchnama does show the truth, but their is a whole inverse world out their which the hysterical PMSing director hasn't shown you yet.
If I were a boy, I would actually make any one wait for ages and pretend to be cool. Whether its a 'Wassup' text from your best friend, a basic Hello from your boyfriend, or just anything else, lets say, waiting and searching for a washroom when you're on a road trip, and you need to pee so bad that you can generate Niagra falls then and there. Whereas guys can just easily stop a car and do their thing and say, "Babbar sher washroom nahi jaate!"
If I were a boy, I would dump every chick and stare down at someone's booty and then try to make that girl mine. Come on girls just love to get dumped and been clinging upon.
I would just hang around late at night, and never get questioned as to where I am going? When will I be back? I could just shower all my frustration on my lady, coz come on, she is born to bear anger and have patience in the best possible way, see what is wrong and remain numb.
I could just make lame cheesy jokes on every woman possible, and become a comedian. A successful one I should say! Coz come on we are the only people who nags, gossips, whine and get angry. Men do not have something called anger. They are the coolest people ever. (And that makes me say WTF!)
I would just stare at any girl's assets even if she is fully covered, coz come on, its cool and manly! And who cares whether the girl is uncomfortable?
I would just do anything and be cool! But still!
ITS OUR FAULT!
WE nag. WE complain. WE do dramas. WE irritate. WE are moody.
YES ITS OUR FAULT. But the fact, we can do without you. But you Men can't!!
*Not that I am a feminist, I love, laugh, and love settlement, but these are the facts.
